I’m looking for a new place to live for the first time in four years. And boy, do I have a lot to learn. I’m exceptionally puzzled by these new-fangled terms used to hype apartments. Any idea what they could mean? More importantly, do I want to pay extra for them?
“Freeway-close”
“Very quite street”
“Old world”
“Jaquzzi”
“Completely gutted”
“Remolded townhouse”
“Almost new stove”
“Stainless steal”
“Dinning room”
“Located in beautiful micro-elite Atwater Village”
“Eccentric urban arts slash funky retro café scene slash boogie night life”
“Privacy assured, yet friendly”
“The duplex evokes tranquility”
“The apartment is 53 feet long”
“IT HAS HARD DECO TYLE”
